kickdrum beating in my chest again

Dearest Emily,

I wish you a very happy eighteenth. And the Post Office must also, since I got your letter. I hope it (and the days surrounding it) are amazing and you have fun.

This is the first, and was only thought up while printing lecture notes last night, so it is against the elements and fairly rushed, not to mention completely ridiculous. It's written by me though, so what else could it be?

Therefore, without further ado. I bring you the story of David and Pierre... but not as you, or any of us, know them.


Title: USB OTP
Fandom: Band/Simple Plan
Rating: PG
Pairing: David/Pierre
Disclaimer: I own the USB Versions of David and Pierre, and (you will never take them from me!) will abuse that right as I see fit.
Warnings: CRACK. TOTAL CRACK. I AM MENTAL AND YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. Um, innuendo. Also photos. And a lack of comprehension for anyone who does not know Simple Plan.
Summary: For watchmecorrode obviously, because I truly win fail win at life. David and Pierre come across a little problem.


( USB OTP - Starring: David-USB and Pierre-USB )